The British Council has seemingly decided to avenge what happened 71 years ago by announcing CIE results on 14 August. Students will be spending the Independence Day thinking about these 9 things:
Is this the last day of my independence?
Jhanda Hoga ya Danda?
Is there any way to flee the country? Cause, if I get less than my cousins, I am dead.
Is there any way to stop these pesky relatives from poking their nose in my result?
What will I do if I fail? Alternate life plans? 
Mom’s flying Chappal? God save me.
British Council should have at least let us enjoy 14th August in peace!
ProperGaanda wishes all CIE students all the best for tomorrow. May the force be with you!
