Your Horoscope is the mirror to your life’s past, present and future. It helps decipher challenges, unlock opportunities and reveal mysteries that is blocking your way to success and peace. Know your Horoscope to be aware of the cosmic alignments in store for you. Let’s look at the stars and see what they have in stored for you.

Aries (21 March-19 April)

It is emotion that drives you. With Mars in retrograde, you must be more emotional than ever before. So it’s time to learn how to control your emotions. Stop being such a big baby, and get your sh*& together. The fact that you’re looking at a horoscope article for advice should show to you how much you need to get your emotions in check.

Tauras (20 April-20 May)

You are a caring person, but do not let others take advantage of your lovely nature. So be an adult! Just because you are a caring person, doesn’t mean you have to be a pushover. Get a backbone! No need to be such a pushover.

Gemini (21 May- 20 June)

Get over yourself. I’m serious. Self-love have their limits, and having two of you is enough of self-love the world can handle. I’m serious though, the stars show that you will need to be more humble to gain success. So time to move on from yourself.

Cancer (21 June-22 July)

Today you will have a great day. You will have success in everything you do today, so take risks! Go try for the lottery, take your exam without studying and drive without learning. Just go for it, the stars will protect.

Leo (23 July- 22 August)

You will die today. There is nothing you can do. Good luck.

Virgo (23 August-22 September)

Today you will not feel a lot of energy. With Mars in retrograde, Virgos will not been able to feel any energy today. Aries are taking everything away from you. The only way you can get it back is either by waiting a few days, or by killing them.

Libra (23 September- 22 October)

Today your scales are no longer in balance. So do not make any important decisions today. So if you are planning to get married, do not. If you have an exam, skip it. None of this will go well today.

Scorpio (23 October- 21 November)

Do whatever you want. Nothing can ever happen to you. Ever. Because you are a Scorpio.

Sagittarius (22 November-21 December)

You will kill someone today. Probably a Leo, because they are destined to die.

Capricorn (22 December- 19 January)

You may have food poisoning today, so do not eat anything. You may feel physical and emotional tension today, Capricorn. Are you sure you’re taking the time to care for your body? The stars say otherwise.

Aquarius (20 January- 18 February)

Go swimming, young water sign. It is the only way you can attain inner peace, in the water. Wait for Mars to get out of retrograde, and then get out of the water.

Pieces (19 February-20 March)

Your partner may be all over you today, Pisces! Are you in the mood to listen? Are you interested in some love? Probably not. You may have had a hard day and just feel like some quiet time together.