After the Government, the armed forces and basically most of Maulana’s friend gave him a shutup a call on his planned halloween party, Maulana got another bad news today. His Doctor diagnosed him with Tinkafitus, A rare condition which develops due to lack of cleanliness and honesty. While the Maulana has been told to shave off the dari, so it doesn’t spread, Maulana Sahib has refused. “There is no tinka in my dari, only maybe lice”  He told the reporters after the medical report was leaked.